Tony: Whoa! With your hand on your own shoulder like that, for a second I thought someone else was in bed with us!
Me: Does it creep you out? I mean, yeah, I’m squishing our extra person. The one I keep hidden underneath our bed.
Tony: …
Amelia: Why do people even want to have threesomes? What would that extra person even do?
Tony: I know! Like, sit in the corner and takes notes?
Amelia: Yeah, cuz they’re writing a book. A book on awesome.
Tony: laughs
Clearly, we’re perfect for each other. Not least because no one else could stand us.
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