Tuesday, July 24, 2012

A Recent Conversation

Tony: Whoa!  With your hand on your own shoulder like that, for a second I thought someone else was in bed with us!


Me: Does it creep you out?  I mean, yeah, I’m squishing our extra person.  The one I keep hidden underneath our bed.


Tony: …


Amelia: Why do people even want to have threesomes?  What would that extra person even do?


Tony: I know!  Like, sit in the corner and takes notes?


Amelia: Yeah, cuz they’re writing a book.  A book on awesome.


Tony: laughs


Clearly, we’re perfect for each other.  Not least because no one else could stand us.

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