Conversations in the car last night:
Jamie: Mom! Where’s my new fire truck train?
Me: Honey, it’s either at home or here in the car.
Jamie: Oh. It’s at home. But I wanted to take it to Baby Boot Camp!
Me: Well, we don’t take toys like that to Baby Boot Camp because they might get lost.
Charles: What got lost at Baby Boot Camp???!!!
Me: Nothing. Jamie was talking about his fire truck.
Charles: What fire truck?
Me: His new Flynn the Fire Engine toy that he got as a gift for his birthday from Maria.
Jamie: What fire engine?
Me: Flynn the Fire Engine.
Charles: It’s lost already?!
Jamie: Who’s Flynn?
Me: No, it’s not lost. It’s at home.
Jamie: Oh. But I wanted to take it to Baby Boot Camp!
Jamie: Who’s Flynn?
Jamie: What fire engine?
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Me: Charles, would you be interested in having a campout at Maria’s house this summer with some other big kids?
Jamie: I’m a big kid!
Me: I know, sweetie, but you’re not quite big enough to camp out away from home. How about a campout with Daddy in our backyard?
Jamie: But I’m a big kid! I’m three!
Charles: With Maria and David and Christian?
Me: I think it would be with Gabey and Heidi and some of their cousins.
Charles: Who are their cousins?
Me: Well, they would be other kids your age, like the boy Christian who came to Jamie’s birthday party with Gabey and Heidi.
Charles: Who?
Me: You remember, Gabey and Heidi and their cousin Christian came after everyone else and you guys bounced on the bouncy house for an hour together.
Charles: Gabey came to Jamie’s party?
Me: Yes! With Heidi and Christian!
Charles: Who’s Christian?
Me: The five-or-six-year-old boy who was with Gabey and Heidi at our house on Saturday evening, jumping with you in the bouncy house!
Charles: Who?
2 comments:
I just hurt my abs from laughing too hard at this!! Only a parent of small kids can truly appreciate this type of humor.
Do you ever just want to say to them, "WOULD YOU JUST PULL YOUR S**T TOGETHER, PEOPLE?" Because I think I had that exact same conversation about the train, except about light sabers, with my boys.
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