We like to celebrate in these parts...
I've been thinking.
What if cars could run on baby vomit? Will someone figure out how to do this? Because, seriously, we would never have to buy gas again.
Wait, another good idea: What if cars could run on diapers? I'm thinking that our so-called "energy crisis" could be instantly solved.
Ooh! Ooh! I know! Drool! Will someone figure out how to make cars run on drool?
Untapped resources abound, it seems. Though collection of all but the diapers might be an issue.
How come no one consults me on these things?